how I tell stories
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
Step 8: Do all of the above with this playing in the background
Avengers Giveaway!
In honor of the ridiculous amount of followers I have, I will be giving away some Avengers-themed swag to one lucky winner!
SWAG:
- You Were Made to Be Ruled moleskin notebook. It’s 3 1/2 inches by 5 1/2 inches, and ironically unlined. The front says “You Were Made To Be Ruled” and the back has a mini-Loki wielding a pencil staff.
- Tony Stark sticker. It’s about 2 x 2 1/2 inches in size and water resistant.
- Thor laminated keychain. It’s 3 1/2 x 2 1/2 inches in size, with the chain about 3 inches long.
- Loki mini print. About 4 x 5 inches in size. Can be signed, if you want.
- Loki pin-back button. 1 1/4 inch.
- I Do What I Want, Thor! necklace. The resin pendant is 1 x 1 inch, with glitter and a two layer paper effect. The cord necklace is 23 inches long.
RULES:
- You don’t have to be following me.
- I will pay for shipping.
- No more than one reblog per day!
- Likes don’t count; it has to be a reblog.
- At the end, I’ll count up the notes and use a random number generator to decide the winner.
- The giveaway lasts until May 20th. I’ll announce the winner that evening (pacific standard time).
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Good luck! :)
When you turn on the television as soon as your favorite show randomly comes on
2012: the year of the archers ⇢
LOL PERFECTION XDD
Teacher: Where’s your book?!
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what’s it doing there?!
Student: Obviously, having more fun than me.
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
”YOU’RE UGLY.”
